Oct 27

Are you a n00b? Do you suck at gaming? Do you wish you could get better without practice and take the easy road where you never actually improve your skill set? Well do I have the perfect product for you! Right now for just 3 easy payments of $19.95 you can be the proud owner of the official Alliance of Valiant Arms Aimbot. But WAIT!!! That’s not all, order now and you not only get the Alliance of Valiant Arms Aimbot but we’ll throw in ={T34M N008}= tags absolutely free! That’s right your very own Alliance of Valiant Arms Aimbot and team noob tags for free! You can continue to suck at playing with your Alliance of Valiant Arms Aimbot and beat the most 1337 players around! No you’re not dreaming, order now limited quantities apply!

written by Archmaille

Oct 22

Well for all the newbs out there who need Alliance of Valiant Arms Hacks you are in luck! Alliance of Valiant Arms has been pretty hack free, but now you can get Alliance of Valiant Arms Hacks to supplement the fact that you just plain suck at playing! Of course it is up to you whether you want to use some skill or if you’re going to resort to Alliance of Valiant Arms Hacks only the newbiest of newbs needs Alliance of Valiant Arms Hacks and if you’re here you are probably one of those n00bs looking for Alliance of Valiant Arms Hacks because you can’t aim worth a crap!

written by Archmaille

Sep 03

I’ve been in the website building, artistic creation business for a long time. Long enough to have learned the hard way that hard disk failure can ruin your day… week… or even month. I’ve started to use a RAID 5 array for all of my information, which I backup on my test server weekly. But

written by Archmaille

Jul 05

I have decided that Eureka is my favorite low-mid range of vacuum cleaners. They have innovative products that go beyond the usual hype and generic frame set… Honestly don’t know that they perform any better than your average vacuum cleaner. What they do that I love is give me products that I can write a real review about and come up with creative things to say like the Eureka 71B EZ Kleen Hand-Held Vacuum Cleaner Review I usually spend all of my time bashing hand held vacuum cleaners because they offer nothing more than some hype and marketing catch phrases to work with. This little sucker gives me at least 5 distinct features that separate it from the usual shenanigans of hand held vacuum cleaners. And that’s just what I’ve gotten from looking at the picture… then I get to add a few of my usual complaints about hand held vacuum cleaners and I haven’t even read the “features” list which generally gives me another paragraph to write. This will easily be a 1,000 word review, which believe it or not makes me happy… great content for the site, great selling point, and a vacuum cleaner that I can point to for all of my hand held vacuum cleaners from here on out (leading to more page views, and more sales with Amazon Affiliates).

Oreck is great too for the same reasons… Beyond those two they’re all pretty freakin’ boring. Miele sells the same vacuum cleaner over, and over, and over again one for $550 it’s blue. Then they paint it “melon yellow” add an LED light bar and resell THE EXACT SAME MACHINE for $750… oh, then they switch it up and add a HEPA filter paint it white and sell it for $800 then if you really want the best possible Miele they take their white one paint it red give you an extra crevice tool for cleaning keyboards and blinds and sell it to you for $950. You think I’m exaggerating? No seriously do some research all of their models use the exact same engines, basically everything is the same except the few differences that I pointed out between their low end model and their top of the line model you pay $400 for an LED light bar, HEPA filter, and a crevice tool… oh, and a different paint color, that I’ve heard chips off if you bump anything hard enough to bend the plastic.

Hoover and Dyson seem to be in a competition to see who can create the most bland machine possible. They use each others designs so that you see not one, or two, but ten or so “models” of the same vacuum cleaner with varying price ranges and attachments that accompany them, oh and cord lengths.

Bissell and Electrolux seem to be in competition to create the UGLIEST machines possible. And they can’t decide if they want to compete with Dirt Devil and Shark for the worst vacuum cleaners possible, or if they want to fight for the mid range vacuum cleaner spot against Hoover and Dyson. One minute I’m reviewing a $40 Bissell that looks as though you may be lucky to even get it home without breaking it, the next they’ve got a $500 machine that has the same core design aspects as Hoover and Dyson with a little Bissell ugly flare thrown in to mask some of the more generic parts of the vacuum cleaner.

So yeah… as a reviewer that is why Eureka and Oreck top my list of favorite vacuum cleaners to add to the site. Don’t get me wrong, if I were trying to do something other than make money with the site… if every “review” wasn’t just a sales pitch in disguise I would point everyone to the Kirby website to save money. It may sound ridiculous that a $1,500 machine would save money, but think about it for a minute. The average lifespan of a modern Hoover or a Dyson is 2 years… that’s $400 every 2 years. Now if you want to throw in a carpet scrubber that’s another $250. A Kirby will last you 100 years without breaking a sweat… but lets be nice to the other vacuum cleaners and say you treat your Kirby REALLY badly and give it a very short life span of 20 years. That’s $4,000 just for vacuum cleaners (that uh… BTW don’t do as good of a job cleaning the carpet so you need to buy a new carpet scrubber once every 5 years since you don’t use it that frequently) $5,000 if you go the traditional route of cheap POS vacuum cleaner and cheap POS carpet scrubber keeping it alive as long as you can. Or you can go the route of $1,500 for a vacuum cleaner that when abused to death will only last you 20 years. Unfortunately there is no money in Kirby’s for me on the website. I’m trying to point people to Amazon.com to buy their vacuum cleaners where I get 4% of the action (unless I sell 7 items in the month then I get 6%). So you go right on ahead and follow the usual route of buying 2-3 Sharks or Dirt Devil’s at $50 a piece… then when you realize that they barely last 3 months and their warranty is crap go get yourself a Hoover or a Dyson that will last you 2ish years, you’ll love it I promise… oh and make sure to hit up the links on my site before each purchase… shoot man that’s a good $20 every 2 years for me!

And with that I think I’m going to stick with just the one review for the day. After doing 7 yesterday I think it’s about time that I got an easy day.

written by Archmaille

Jun 30

Alright, I had to change things up a little bit, I was tired of seeing Hoover and Oreck reviews :-P so I put up one for a Dirt Devil 082700 Vision Turbo Canister Vacuum Cleaner Review which oddly enough lead me right back to Oreck… Oh well, whatever works right? Now with the whole blogging scheme to keep things productive I also have some Sanitaire, Dyson, Eureka, Bissell, and Panasonic vacuums to review. Then I’ll be well on my way to getting a big crowd to the site over the next month… of course my short term goal is for this month, longer term this quarter, and rest of the year… based upon those results is what, when, and where I will be taking the vacuum cleaner review business ;-)

written by Archmaille

Dec 01



Colin McRae: Dirt 2 (known as just Dirt 2 outside of Europe) is a racing game released in September 2009, and is the sequel to Colin McRae: Dirt. This is the first game in the McRae series since his death in 2007. It was announced on 19 November 2008 and features the late Colin McRae as well as Ken Block and Travis Pastrana. The game features many new race-events, including stadium events. Along with the player, a mobile home car travels from one event to another, and serves as ‘headquarters’ for the player. It features a roster of contemporary off-road events, taking players to diverse and challenging real-world environments. The game takes place over four continents: Asia, Europe, Africa and North America. The game includes five different event types: rally, rally cross, trailblazer, land rush and raid. This World Tour sees players competing in multi-car and solo races at new locations, from canyon racing and jungle trails to city stadium-based events, and also includes a new multiplayer mode.

A demo of the game was released on the PlayStation Network and Xbox Live Marketplace on 20 August 2009. The demo appeared for the PC on November 29 2009, it features the same content as the console demo with the addition of higher graphic settings and a benchmark tool.

Colin McRae: Dirt 2 is an official sponsor of Ken Block, Travis Pastrana and Dave Mirra of the Subaru Rally USA.

Dirt 2 will be one of the earliest games to launch with DirectX 11.

I was one of the lucky people to get a free CD key for Dirt 2 buy purchasing one of the new 5000 series ATI video cards. The game will be available for download from Steam as soon as the game is launched. Get your own Dirt 2 CD Key today!

I’ve found that the best way to get a Colin McRae: Dirt 2 CD Key is through legitimate means, that way you don’t have the hassle of illegal software, or the worry of malware.

written by Archmaille

Dec 01



Now I do not condone people stealing in any way shape or form. But if you are looking for Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Republic Heroes Keygen you might be lucky enough to get the information you need from that link! I mean seriously who in their right mind is buying Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Republic Heroes anyways? You must either be obsessed with Star Wars, 10 years old, or just have no life to be buying Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Republic Heroes in the first place, then to be using Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Republic Heroes keygen you are just lame. Oh well be lame find your keygen :-P I prefer authentication keys anyways, sounds more official.

written by Archmaille

Nov 15



Seems Combat Arms has given into the hacker n00bs and decided that instead of stopping hackers they’ll just sell hacks of their own. Hacks in the form of Combat Arms Specialists. Say no to the stupid combat arms specialists today! Don’t you ever feel like you’re being cheated in combat arms? I know it happens to me a lot… I’ve joined many games recently with n00b elite moderators and get kicked for having a positive KDR. They’ll have three or four specialists on their team and be in the base of my team but I get kicked for killing them… whiney little girls who can’t play… and I’m getting tired of it. The specialists need to go, they are the stupidest idea they have ever come up with for Combat Arms.

written by Archmaille

Sep 29



I’ve often found myself writing about problems or ideas when I need to make a decision, or think I might be making the wrong decision. I’ve been looking at the Logitech G25 racing wheel for a couple of years now… I distinctly remember when it came out… finally a racing wheel with a 6 speed shifter now THAT is appealing. I know that a lot of people in the racing simulation genre love the sequential shifter because it more closely emulates what is in the cars… That is all fine and dandy, but nothing quite comes close to the feel of a 6 speed H pattern shifter. It makes me feel more like I’m doing something worthwhile as I drive, not just slapping a stick. I’m actually glad I never got the G25 since I’ve heard the shifter is sort of a limp noodle to play with, the G27 is a little firmer which is nice, if nothing else it is a good platform to start from.

Why do I say start from? Well at some point I really want to build a full on racing simulation box/chair I’ve got it planned out pretty well… and when I get bored with the G27 or wear out the shifter I have been considering taking it apart and using the electronics of it and building another shifter box with an actual short throw shifter, pneumatic shifter release (so that it only releases the stick when the clutch pedal is fully depressed), and even a hand brake mounted beside the seat.

My problem with all of this is the question “Do I really want to spend SOOO much money on the G27 just for a six speed shifter especially when I plan on building one myself later on?” So this is where my current conundrum is… I’d like to be able to play some racing simulation games with force feedback… but at what cost? I also definitely want to build my own gaming rig… not just for racing, the seat shakers I plan to mount at the feet and seat would be fun for any game, along with an adjustable bucket seat and roll cage design. I have a trick for how to build it too! Since I don’t know how to weld with metal I was going to build it out of PVC pipe and use a PVC welder to construct most of it.

written by Archmaille

Sep 19

After a great deal of debate and research I’ve finally picked what I think to be the best cell phone coverage for my situation. I wanted to get a 1-800 number from GrassHopper but of course that is just a call forwarding service… would be nice for my business, but I was still in need of a cell phone. I wanted to be able to get the 800 number so that I wasn’t putting my cell phone number online everywhere for my business… Anyways after a lot of looking I finally found what I think to be the best deal. With Boost Mobile I can get unlimited everything for $50 a month… catch is I’ve got to pay for the phone outright, and it isn’t an automated billing service so forgetting to pay one month means no service. Either way the combination of the two will be a good thing for my business, an 800 number that anyone can reach me for my business at any time on the reliable Sprint network through Boost Mobile (A division of Sprint).

written by Archmaille

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