Archmaille

On this lazy Sunday I present you with an old classic. White and nerdy!

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking
I’m so White N’ nerdy

Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I’m too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Really, really white n’ nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I’m a Champion of DND
MC Escher that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You’ll find they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well, I’m number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here’s the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I’m
white n’ nerdy!
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy
I’d like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it’s apparent I’m too
White n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
How’d I get so white n’ nerdy?

I’ve been browsing, inspectin’
X-men comics you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect ‘em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin’ freaky!

I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ’cause
I’m so white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
All because I’m white n’ nerdy
Holy cow I’m white n’ nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it’s obvious I’m
white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!

written by Archmaille

Mercedes makes the toughest cars in the world! Seriously, I watch a lot of crash test videos and nothing comes out as good as a Mercedes!!! Probably because 90% of our safety improvements come from F1 racing, Mercedes and Ferrari are the two top spenders in F1 so they get the best safety improvements for their road cars. Most cars would of crumpled into a tiny ball at 65mph… 120mph is not double the impact force of 65mph it’s more like 8 times the impact force. Force grows exponentially with speed. Watched this a couple more times and I’m totally impressed still! The announcer is an idiot, the roof is not “ripped off” or “flung like tin foil” it reached the end of it’s lifespan, crushed as much as it could safely crush before hitting the driver… it then released AS IT IS DESIGNED TO to reduce mass and take impact force away from the driver. If you look closely though, the rear window is still intact!!! That’s impressive!!! The announcer is the “scariest police chase video” and “america’s most wanted” guy…all he knows how to do is make things sound worse than they actually are Jack Walsh, I think is his name.

written by Archmaille

Don’t be a Grif… make sure to vote!

Some decisions that people make I just don’t quite understand… Like not voting.В  Why throw away your right to vote?В  Whether you plan on voting for Ron Paul (yeah, I know he’s not running any more but a guy can hope can’t he?), John McCain, or Barack Obama you still need to vote.В  That is what makes us America, especially in a time like this where we are seriously looking at losing our country as we know it, it is most vital now to act as an American and stand up for what you want.

written by Archmaille

I know there are quite a few Red Vs. Blue fans out there! I know I am. It’s one of those things that I don’t visit often because I only really like it when they have new videos, sort of like HomeStarRunner.com just something that I visit once a month or so. And when I’m really feeling zealous I go once a week just to see the new updates.

Anyways seriously though. Voting is serious business. And you should vote because you don’t want to be a Grif. Make sure your vote counts, make a difference and vote.

written by Archmaille